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Effin Burrito is officially closed for the season. It has been a roller coaster of a year, and I want to give a big thank you to all my Effin friends, and family for all of your support this year. I honestly could not have made it through without you. Peace and love to all. I will see everyone again on Mother's Day weekend.

Check out yesterday's episode of New Day Cleveland folks. We get in at about 29:00, but watch the whole episode. They did a great job showcasing Geneva-On-The-Lake. https://youtu.be/Nu3PufoifwI

Effin Burrito will be closed on Thursday, June 21. Normal business hours will begin again on Friday, June 22.

Thank you to everyone for your kind thoughts, wishes, and comments over this past week. This cross is heavier than any one person should have to bear. It is comforting to know that I don't carry it alone.

It is with great sadness, and an unbearably broken heart, that I wish to inform all of my Effin Burrito family, and friends of the sudden passing of my beautiful daughter Keri Ann yesterday. We shared a very special relationship that not many people understood, but it worked for us. I will miss her deeply. That being said, if you did stop by yesterday expecting to get a burrito, only to find I was closed, I am sure you understand. Effin Burrito will be open today at 3:00 p.m. However, I will not be here, as I'd like a little time to collect myself. Again, I am sure you can understand. My Sister, and my Niece have volunteered to take over the operation for the evening, but they do not have the skills that I have to roll these monster burritos. So if you stop by tonight expecting a burrito, and end up with a burrito bowl, don't be too put out, and don't let that stop you from coming. I am hoping to be back in action tomorrow. Thank you for your understanding in this very difficult time.

Effin Burrito is now open 7 days a week for all of your burrito, and burrito accessory needs. Weekday hours are 3-9 until it gets a little busier down here, but weekend hours are as usual.

Well that beautiful summertime weather sure was short lived, but at least it's not supposed to rain today. Today is also your last chance for an Effin Burrito until Friday. Don't put yourself through the misery of missing out today, and having to wait an entire week for satisfaction. Open from now until 9 tonight.

It's finally a beautiful day here at Effin Burrito, and the rest of Geneva On The Lake, for that matter. What's the hold up people? Drop whatever you're doing (unless it involves a baby), and get down here to enjoy some summertime weather, and Effin Burritos.

Effin Burrito is open for business!!!! No need to cook tonight.

Today is the day you have all been waiting for. Effin Burrito will reopen for the season at 4:00 p.m. today. Open weekends only until Memorial day. Cancel any dinner plans you may already have, and stop by for your first real burrito of the year.

TO ALL MY VEGAN/VEGETARIAN FRIENDS: There's a fresh pot of Veggies cooling down on the stove right now. Come and get it. Effin Burrito is back in business for all your Vegan/Vegetarian needs.

ATTENTION TO ALL MY VEGAN/VEGETARIAN FRIENDS: Apparently there is some documentary trending on Netflix that is causing a lot of the would be carnivores to eat Vegan. Due to this new fad we have had an unforseen spike in the amount of Vegan Burritos being ordered, causing me to run out of the TVP Chunks that I use in the recipe. I have more ordered, and have asked that the shipping be expedited, but I am unsure when they will arrive. I am hoping I will get them tomorrow. If you are planning to drive down here just to get a Vegan/Vegetarian Burrito, please don't. I don't want you to be disappointed when you get here, nor do I want you wasting your time, or gas money. I will let you know the minute that I have these items back on the menu. I am sorry for this disruption in your lifestyle, but we can only blame it on Netflix, and a certain amount of follow the trend mentality.

Some people just know how to enjoy life. Doesn't get much better than this.

Still haven't gotten your Effin Burrito shirt yet? Well, here's your chance to get one at a drastically reduced price. I have some leftover stock from last year that I need to get rid of to make room on the shelves for this years model. Come down and get one for the rediculously low price of $12 ($14 for XXL). That's a savings of 20%, and you will still get the dollar discount every time you order while wearing it. Hurry up and take advantage of this offer. Supplies, and sizes are limited. While you're here, might just as well have an Effin Burrito too.

Beginning Wednesday, May 31 at 3:00 p.m. Effin Burrito will be open 7 days a week for all of your Burrito, and Burrito supply needs. Burrito season is officially in full swing again.

This is a public service announcement. It is sunny and 85 degrees at Geneva on the Lake, and Effin Burrito is open for business. What are you waitin for?

Effin Burrito would not be what it is today without Pete's insight and advice. Even if he did tell me that I would never make it selling one item. He was a true marketing genius.

I hope it's doughnuts, I hope it's doughnuts!!!!! OH, please say it's doughnuts Annie!!!!!